Wahrheiter’s Weblog

The Bystanders are at it again, with their racism.  Look at this:

“I was just outside getting some air, smoking, looking at the boats, and I exchanged a few words with this little scruffy-looking black guy, then started to walk away.”

And that’s from a post called “Scared White Tourists”!!!  Why is it all about color with you poeole huh?  And a guy named Winston Delgado shows up to tell them all how racist they are, and instead of admitting it they attack him!  Winston, your a soldier for the cause, so stick with it.  I’ll put you on my blogroll to.

Day one of my new project sure did work out well.  They’re rellay pissed off over there.  I guess they have to act all macho when they feel dumb.  LIke this one:

“I just knocked out wahrheiter’s teeth.”

Yeah, real scary, buddy.  I guess you must have tracked me down in your little fantasy land, where your fists are srong enough to hurt something harder than Velveeta.  See, that’s the problem with conservatives: they’re so mad at the world that they have to act out violently.  Usually its just in harmless ways like this, but when they get real power, like BushCo., they go hurting innovent people (really innocent people, not like the Bystanders say they are!) like Iraqis and Afghanis, and probably Iran next.  I think little Bushie got beat up too much as a kid.

Your not innocent if you support a guilty Bush!

[P.S. sorry for all the spam I had to delete, guys.  I won't let those guys fill up our comments with dumb stuff.  Oh, and it looks like I made their friends mad, too.  Can;t touch me, suckers!].

Sorry to go off topic so soon, but this one is just too funny!

LOL Cat!  Mr. Shnookums think sit’s funny, too.

At my other blog I kept getting e-mails from my readers asking me to take the idiots at Innocent Bystanders down a notch or two, but I ever wanted to waste my precious space there.  Finally, it dawned on me to start a up a new blog where I can pick apart just how asinine they all are, without sullying my more serious prose and without forcing my intellectual readers who don’t care about the Bystanders.  So here it is.

By happy coincidence, today we have a doozy of a first post because they’re all patting themselves on the back because they got a … blog review?  Whoopity doo!  I guess they’ll need something to cling to when Obama storms the White House in ‘08.  It’s like an emotional blankie for them.

“Fortunately, the review acknowledges that we are not a blog:”

Youve got a bunch of people writing (bearly-coherent) posts about news stories of the day, links ot other blogs, and comments on those posts.  Sorry to have to break the news to yall, your a blog.  Of course we all know theyre closeted homos (how else do you explain their radid homofobia? (dont fear difference, peeople!!!)) so they must be used to denial.  WAKE UP!!!  REALTY IS CALLING!!!

“Unbiased? Whaddaya mean! We hate Scandis, you doophus.”

I cant believe they admit they hate other people.  Why so much hate, huh?  Whatever happened to the polotics of hope?!?!  Fags.

And then “Dave” shows the hight of their multicultural experience with this one: “GIMME A FOOKIN NEWCASTLE!”  I guess thats all the English are to you, huh?  Bush’s lapdogs and brewers of beer.  Well did it ever occur to you that alcoholism is a serious disease?  Why not try some understanding and love, instead of just makng fun of the problem?  Im sure noone has ever made fun of Dave — NOT!  But he has to just turn arond and keep on with teh hate, and so it goes.  Thats what I expect from people in Texas.  Theyre all steers and queers in that state, and Dave has a long set of horns.

Anyway, good night people.  Mr. Shnookums and I are going to go to bed.  I’ll let him have the final thought tonight:

Mr. Shnookums says: “meow!  Obama ‘08!”